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You're the type of guy who considers assembling IKEA furniture a team-building exercise. By the time you're done, you've not only built a bookshelf but also tested the strength of your relationship. Forget trust falls – try navigating through the Swedish maze of instructions.
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You're the type of guy who takes longer to choose a Netflix show than to watch an entire episode. I've seen you scroll through the options like you're decoding the meaning of life. By the time you make a decision, I could have written a dissertation on the art of procrastination.
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You're the type of guy who thinks a traffic jam is an opportunity for an in-car concert. I've heard your renditions of classic hits, complete with air guitar solos. You've turned rush hour into a rock concert, and the drivers around you into your unwitting audience.
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You're the type of guy who buys a gym membership and considers carrying the water cooler to the office as your daily workout. I mean, hydration is important, right? It's all about multitasking, folks!
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You're the type of guy who treats his phone's autocorrect as a frenemy. Your texts read like a secret code that only you and your phone understand. "Sure, let's meet at the coffee shackle" – because who needs a proper spelling of a place, anyway?
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You're the type of guy who believes the five-second rule applies to everything. I've seen you drop a fork, pick it up, blow on it like you're extinguishing a birthday candle, and declare it good as new. I guess germs have a strict sense of timing.
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You're the type of guy who thinks "reply all" is a suggestion rather than a cautionary tale. Your email signature might as well be, "I apologize in advance for any unnecessary responses you're about to receive because I clearly don't understand email etiquette.
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You're the type of guy who treats turning on your computer like launching a space shuttle. I've seen you press the power button, sit back, cross your fingers, and mutter a prayer to the tech gods. It's like Mission Control, but with more coffee spills.
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You're the type of guy who thinks a grocery list is a mere suggestion. You go in for milk and come out with a cart full of snacks, a new plant, and a mysterious item you can't identify. "Well, I might need it someday" seems to be your shopping philosophy.
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