5 Jokes For Your The Type Of Guy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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The DIY Enthusiast

Thinks they can fix everything themselves
You're the type of guy who believes a YouTube tutorial can turn you into a master chef. Spoiler alert: Your kitchen now looks like a crime scene, and the only thing you mastered is the art of ordering takeout.

The Health Freak

Obsessed with the latest health trends
You're the type of guy who, when someone mentions they had a burger for lunch, starts lecturing them on the benefits of a plant-based diet. Sorry, I didn't realize my salad was causing climate change.

The Overly Competitive Neighbor

Always trying to one-up everyone
You're the type of guy who, when someone says they're going on vacation, starts talking about your upcoming trip to Mars. Oh, you're going to the Bahamas? Cute, I'll be sipping space cocktails with aliens.

The Tech Guru

Can't stop talking about the latest gadgets
You're the type of guy who, when someone mentions they have a smart home, starts describing how your house is so advanced that it argues with you about your taste in music. "Alexa, play something good." "I'm sorry, but your taste is questionable.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believes in every wild conspiracy out there
You're the type of guy who, when someone mentions chemtrails, starts explaining how it's actually a secret recipe for the best pancake syrup. Yeah, Aunt Jemima is just a government cover-up.

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