6+ Best Witty Jokes your kids Jokes

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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated, just like my kids pretending to be grown-ups!

My son asked me if I could put his shoes on. I said, 'I don't think they'll fit me!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Just like my son's excuses for not doing homework.

Why don't kids ever tell secrets on the playground? Because the slide!

Why did the toddler take a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!

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