7 Your Kids Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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I asked my kids if they wanted to hear a construction joke. But I'm still working on that one!
I told my kids they should embrace their mistakes. They gave me a group hug!
I told my kids they could have any pet they wanted. So, they chose a dinosaur. Now I'm petrified!
I told my kids I'd buy them a bookmark, but when I got home, they were all gone!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
My kids wanted a cat, but I'm allergic. So, we compromised and got a cat costume!
I told my kids they need to eat their vegetables to grow big and strong. Now they're gluing broccoli to their action figures!

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