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Why did the child bring a pencil to the party? Because he wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the child bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the store? Because he heard the prices were through the roof!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese... just like your kids' snacks!
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I asked my daughter if she could put the cat out. She said, 'I didn't know it was on fire!
Parenting: A Comedy in Three Acts
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You ever notice how parenting is like a never-ending series of sitcom episodes? My kids are the stars, and I'm just the tired, uncredited extra who gets hit with the punchline every time.
The Bedtime Story Struggle
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Getting through a bedtime story without interruptions is a Herculean task. It's like trying to perform Shakespeare in the middle of a rock concert. To sleep or not to sleep, that is the question. Spoiler alert: The answer is usually not.
Artwork or Abstract Chaos?
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My refrigerator has become a makeshift art gallery courtesy of my kids. I call it The Abstract Chaos Collection. If I had a dime for every finger-painted masterpiece, I'd be able to afford a cleaning service to deal with the aftermath.
Kids' Questions: The Ultimate Stumpers
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Kids ask the toughest questions, don't they? My five-year-old hit me with a gem the other day: Daddy, why is the sky blue? I had to resist the urge to reply with, Because it ran out of other colors, sweetheart.
Bedtime, AKA Negotiation Hour
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Getting my kids to bed is like brokering a peace treaty in the Middle East. There's a lot of negotiation, compromise, and occasionally, someone throws a tantrum. Spoiler alert: It's not always the kids.
The Socks Saga
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There's a mysterious force that resides in my laundry room, and it has a particular fondness for socks. It's like every sock I own is on a mission to reunite with its sole mate in sock heaven. And that force? It's probably my kids playing hide and seek with my sanity.
Toddler Logic 101
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Trying to understand toddler logic is like deciphering an ancient, cryptic language. Just the other day, my three-year-old insisted that wearing a cape would make her invisible. Well, I hate to break it to her, but the only thing disappearing was my ability to take her seriously.
Snack Attacks and the Stealthy Crumbs
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Why is it that no matter how quiet you try to be when sneaking a snack after the kids are in bed, you always end up sounding like a herd of elephants tap-dancing on bubble wrap? And don't even get me started on the crumbs – it's like Hansel and Gretel left a trail in my living room.
Parenting: The Comedy of Errors
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Parenting is a bit like a Shakespearean play – filled with drama, misunderstandings, and the occasional mistaken identity. Only instead of tragic endings, we get sticky fingerprints on every surface and a constant soundtrack of giggles and tantrums. It's a comedy of errors, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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