10+ Best One Liners Jokes For you are so poor

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You're so poor, your idea of a spa day is heating up a can of alphabet soup.

You're so poor, you go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

You're so poor, your pet rock ran away because you couldn't afford to feed it.

You're so poor, you open your wallet and moths fly out.

You're so poor, your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack and a hotdog.

You're so poor, you use both sides of the toilet paper.

You're so poor, you can't even afford to pay attention.

You're so poor, even the ducks throw bread at you.

You're so poor, you think a balanced meal is having a cookie in each hand.

You're so poor, your TV has two channels: on and off.

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