10 Jokes For You Are So Poor

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Updated on: Sep 13 2024

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I'm so poor, I've become an expert at turning off lights to save money, but now I just navigate my house like a ninja.
You know you're poor when your idea of investing is buying a scratch-off lottery ticket and hoping for the best.
Being broke is the only diet where you lose weight and gain stress simultaneously.
Being poor is like participating in a marathon where the finish line is a paycheck, and you're constantly getting overtaken by bills.
Being broke teaches you the true value of money – it's like, "Hey, remember me? I used to buy things.
You know you're so poor when you play Monopoly, and even the banker gives you a loan denial.
I'm so poor, my bank statement is just a list of apologies.
You know you're financially struggling when your mailbox is just a place for bills to chill and plot against you.
I'm so poor that when I walk into a dollar store, they ask me for spare change.
I'm so poor that my favorite restaurant is the one with a "Help Wanted" sign in the window.

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