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The Landlord
Your landlord is so poor, they charge you rent in IOUs.
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Last month, I gave my landlord a check, and he framed it. Not because it was a big amount, but because it was the first time he'd seen one in years.
The Job Hunt
You're so poor; your job hunt is more like a safari in the job market wilderness.
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I sent my resume to a company, and they sent it back with a sympathy card. I didn't know unemployment was a condolence-worthy situation.
The Bank Account
Your bank account is so poor, it has cobwebs instead of a balance.
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I asked my bank for a loan, and they offered me a map to the nearest pawn shop. Apparently, that's the new financing plan.
The Shopping Spree
You're so poor, your idea of a shopping spree is swiping left and right on the online shopping app without buying anything.
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I love online shopping. It's like real shopping, but without the guilt of looking at your empty wallet afterward.
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