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Alright, folks, let's talk about yo mama! Now, my mama, she's a wonderful woman, but your mama, oh boy, she's so skinny, I mistook her for a paperclip the other day! I mean, I was just trying to organize my bills, and there she was, holding everything together with that slender elegance. I said, "Yo mama, you're not a paperclip, but you're doing a fine job keeping my life together!
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Yo mama is so skinny; I asked her for directions, and she turned sideways and disappeared! I said, "Yo mama, I need to get to the grocery store, not another dimension!" She's got this built-in GPS system – just follow the silhouette until you hit the nearest drive-thru! But hey, at least she never gets stuck in traffic.
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Now, I was at the gym the other day, trying to lift some weights, and yo mama walks in. I thought she was there to work out, but no, she was just trying to pick up a Tic Tac she dropped! I said, "Yo mama, that's not how you do deadlifts!" She said, "Deadlifts? I thought you said 'bread lifts'!" Yo mama's so skinny; she thinks carbs are a type of clothing!
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Have you ever seen those super skinny fashion models on the runway? I swear, they could use yo mama as a measuring stick for skinny. I saw one of those models backstage, and she looked at yo mama and said, "Girl, you're making me look like a heavyweight champion!" Yo mama's so skinny, she walked into a modeling agency, and they mistook her for a before picture!
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