5 Jokes For Yo Mama So Skinny

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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Doctor's Diagnosis

Diagnosing the health of "Yo Mama."
Yo mama's so skinny, when we give her a flu shot, the needle has separation anxiety.

Personal Trainer

Helping "Yo Mama" with her fitness goals.
Yo mama's so skinny, when she runs on a treadmill, it's like chasing a gust of wind in skinny jeans.

Fashion Designer

Designing outfits for a super slim "Yo Mama."
Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears a belted dress, it's like watching a marathon for the ants.

Yoga Instructor

Trying to teach "Yo Mama" yoga poses.
Yo mama's so skinny, in child's pose, she's mistaken for a misplaced knitting needle.

Fast Food Worker

Trying to serve "Yo Mama" a satisfying meal.
Yo mama's so skinny, when she sips a soda, it's more like a straw trying to perform a rescue mission.

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