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Yo mama so skinny, when she wears a striped shirt, people think she's the barcode!
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Yo mama so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
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Yo mama so skinny, she looks like she's smuggling a rainbow when she wears a colorful shirt.
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Yo mama's so skinny, when she went bungee jumping, she went straight to the moon and back. I told her to stand up for herself, and she said, I did, but the wind blew me away. She's not just skinny; she's a living, breathing paper airplane.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop with a Cheerio. I tried to take her to an all-you-can-eat buffet once, but the manager kicked us out, saying, Ma'am, it's all you can eat, not all you can inhale. I've never seen someone order water and a crouton with such confidence.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. I took her to a fancy restaurant, and they handed her a menu with a single pea on it. She looked at the waiter and said, I'll have the diet water, please.
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Yo mama is so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex. I asked her if she ever tried a bodybuilding class, and she said, Why lift weights when I can lift eyebrows with my mere existence? She's not just skinny; she's a master of the subtle flex.
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure yo mama prescribes a strict diet of air and optimism. I mean, she's so skinny, she uses dental floss as a belt – not for fashion, just to keep her pants from falling into another dimension.
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Yo mama is so skinny, when she goes to the beach, people ask if she's participating in the annual seaweed fashion show. I mean, she's so slim, she makes a spaghetti strand look like a heavyweight champion. I asked her once what her favorite exercise is, and she said, Jumping to conclusions.
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Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops. I invited her to join me in a push-up challenge, and she said, Why bother? I can do a push-up with just one finger – and it doesn't even have to be mine! Now that's what I call efficiency.
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Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a toothpick as a pool noodle. I asked her if she ever considered modeling, and she said, I did, but they thought I was the before picture for a 'gain weight' supplement. She's not just skinny; she's a walking optical illusion.
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Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a striped shirt, people mistake her for a barcode. I took her shopping for jeans the other day, and the sales assistant handed her a pair of chopsticks, saying, These are your size. Now she's convinced she's the first person to achieve a negative clothing size.
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