10+ Best Observational Jokes Jokes For yo mama so skinny

You know your mama is skinny when she can fit through the crack in the door without opening it.

You know, my mama is so skinny that when she goes for a jog, people shout, "Hey, stop stealing those invisible cookies!

My mama tried to weigh herself on the bathroom scale, and it asked, "Are you sure you're not just a feather?

I took my mama to a fancy restaurant, and the waiter handed her a menu and a magnifying glass.

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a toothpick as a pool noodle.

I told my mama to break a leg, and she said, "Why bother? I can just slip through the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so skinny that when she walks on the beach, people say, "Look, it's a before picture!

I bought my mama a belt with a GPS, just in case she gets mistaken for a gust of wind and blows away.

I asked my mama for a selfie, and she said, "Sure, but make it quick before the wind mistakes me for a kite.

My mama is so skinny that when she wears stripes, she looks like a barcode on a diet plan.

10 Jokes For Yo Mama So Skinny