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Why the long face? Planning to challenge a giraffe to a game of hide-and-seek?
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Why the long face? Did you accidentally enroll in the wrong species' support group?
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Why the long face? Were you trying to win a staring contest with a giraffe?
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I asked a comedian friend that question, and he said, It's my 'audience didn't laugh at my last joke' face. I guess we all have our own version of the long face. Mine is the I can't believe I have to come up with ten punchlines for this face.
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I asked my friend that question once, and he said, I just got Botox. I didn't know whether to laugh or worry that he was turning into a human giraffe. Apparently, having a long face is the new beauty trend. Who knew? Now I'm over here trying to find the right moisturizer to give me that horse-chic look.
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I asked my friend who just got a new haircut that question, and he said, It's the latest trend – the 'horsecut'. I didn't even know that was a thing. Now barbers have a section in their menu for mane styling. I'm just waiting for the day someone walks into a salon and says, Give me the Clydesdale.
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I asked my boss that once, and he replied, Budget cuts. Turns out, even faces are not immune to corporate downsizing. Next thing you know, we'll be seeing PowerPoint presentations on the most efficient face shapes for productivity.
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You ever notice how horses always get asked, Why the long face? I mean, seriously, what kind of existential crisis are we expecting them to have? Maybe they're just tired of carrying us around like we're the rulers of the world. I'd have a long face too if I had to deal with that kind of nonsense every day.
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You know, I tried asking my dog that once, and he just stared at me with those sad puppy eyes. I think he misunderstood the question. He probably thought I was asking, Why the adorable face? Because let's be real, no one asks that question to a cute little puppy.
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I asked my girlfriend that question, and she said, It's just my resting face. Resting face? I didn't realize we had a whole category for that. If that's the case, I must have a confused face because I can't figure out why my girlfriend has a long face.
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I asked my doctor that question, and he said, It's a medical condition. I didn't know long face syndrome was a thing. I imagine there's a support group for it somewhere. Picture a room full of people with stoic expressions, sipping herbal tea, and nodding in understanding.
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I asked my grandma that once, and she said, Well, dear, it's the weight of all the life advice I'm carrying. Apparently, long faces come with wisdom. So now every time I see a horse, I think, Wow, that's one knowledgeable equine philosopher right there.
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I asked my vegetarian friend that question, and he said, I'm just trying to blend in with the salad. I didn't know faces were now part of the vegetable aisle camouflage collection. I can picture it now – a new line of cosmetic products labeled Organic Face Blend.
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