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Ever notice how people say, "Why the long face?" but never, "Why the short face?" I mean, what if I'm just trying out a new facial yoga routine to keep my smile muscles in shape? It's like face fitness, but with judgment.
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So, I was at a party, and someone asked me, "Why the long face?" I replied, "Oh, just contemplating the profound question of whether shampoo is truly a 'tear-free' formula or if it's just mocking my inability to keep it out of my eyes.
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My boss caught me staring into space at work, and he goes, "Why the long face?" I told him I was just practicing for my upcoming role in the riveting drama series, "Daydreams at the Desk: A Cubicle Saga.
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My grandma asked me, "Why the long face?" and I said, "Well, Grandma, I just discovered that my pet rock has trust issues. I never saw it coming – who knew rocks could be so emotionally complex?
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The barista at my favorite coffee shop looked at me and asked, "Why the long face?" I explained that I was emotionally invested in the coffee-making process, and witnessing the separation of coffee and cream can be a heartbreaking experience.
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At the doctor's office, the nurse asked, "Why the long face?" I told her I was practicing my reaction for when they hand me the bill. Spoiler alert: it wasn't a laughing matter.
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You know, someone came up to me the other day and said, "Why the long face?" And I'm like, "Well, clearly, I just checked my bank account after the weekend. Turns out, my money has commitment issues – it never stays!
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Went to a job interview, and the interviewer said, "Why the long face?" I told them it's just my way of showcasing my unparalleled skills in maintaining a poker face during intense situations, like when the coffee machine is out of order.
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My friend asked me, "Why the long face?" and I told him I was practicing my "resting philosopher face." You know, that look you have when you're pondering the mysteries of the universe and wondering if cats believe in the concept of Mondays.
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I was at the grocery store, and the cashier looked at me and said, "Why the long face?" I thought about it for a moment and realized I must have been deep in thought about the existential crisis of choosing between paper or plastic bags. I mean, it's a life-altering decision!
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