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The Dachshund
A dachshund curious about why people keep saying "why the long face" to it.
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People always ask me, "Why the long face?" Well, have you ever tried smelling the world from down here? It's a tough life being a dachshund with a long nose!
The Horse
A horse wondering why people always say "why the long face" to it.
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People keep asking me, "Why the long face?" I'm thinking, "Maybe because I've been carrying humans on my back for centuries, and all I get in return is, 'Hey, why so serious?'
The Giraffe
A giraffe being tired of people commenting on its long neck.
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So, I'm at the zoo, minding my own business, and a kid points at me, saying, "Why the long face?" I looked down and said, "Kid, you're lucky I don't ask you, 'Why the short attention span?'
The Clock
A clock tired of people questioning its "long face" in the middle of the night.
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So, it's midnight, and someone looks at me and says, "Why the long face?" I'm a clock; it's literally my job to have a long face. What do you want from me?
The Wi-Fi Signal
A Wi-Fi signal trying to figure out why people complain about it having a "long face."
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People are like, "Why the long face?" Maybe because I have to navigate through walls, furniture, and your neighbor's fish tank to bring you the internet. It's like a Wi-Fi obstacle course out here!
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