9 Jokes For Who Cares

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Who cares, at least I got a hug!
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Who cares, they're comfy!
I told my boss three companies were after me, so I needed a raise. He asked which ones. I said gas, electric, and cable. Who cares, got the raise!
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. She said that would be a big step forward. Who cares, at least she's stepping!
I told my computer I needed a break. It gave me a Kit-Kat. Who cares, I'll take any break at this point!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... but who cares, food is meant to be eaten!
I asked the gym trainer how to get six-pack abs. He said, 'Start with a six-pack of beer.' Who cares, at least I'll have a good time!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Who cares, as long as the music plays!
I told my friend I have the body of a god. He asked which one – Buddha or Zeus? Who cares, they're both respectable!

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