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I want to start a support group called "Who Cares Anonymous." Picture this: a room full of people sharing their stories of things they pretended to care about but deep down just... didn't. "I pretended to care about my co-worker's pet rock collection," "I nodded along to a friend's conspiracy theory about squirrels taking over the world," and the classic, "I faked interest in my cousin's underwater basket weaving hobby." It's a safe space for all of us to embrace our inner indifference.
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I think we need a squad of superheroes whose superpower is their ability to not care. Imagine someone screaming about the end of the world, and these heroes just stroll in with a "Who cares?" attitude. Villains would throw giant tantrums, and they'd just be there like, "Eh, we've seen worse." Their motto would be, "Saving the world, one 'Who cares' at a time." Because honestly, in a world full of chaos, a little indifference might just save us all.
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You know what I've realized lately? "Who cares" is the superhero phrase of adulthood. It's the verbal cape we put on when we just can't deal anymore. You ask your boss for the hundredth time about the office microwave, they brush you off, and suddenly, "Who cares!" becomes your anthem. You go to a family gathering, someone's talking politics, and you're like, "Who cares!" It's the polite way of saying, "Please, for the love of sanity, can we talk about literally anything else?
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I think we should have the "Who Cares" Olympics. Picture this: competitive events where people battle it out to see who can care the least about mundane things. "Oh, you had a bad haircut? Who cares, I cut my own hair blindfolded once!" It's like the Olympics of indifference. And the gold medal goes to the person who can hear their neighbor's lawn mower at 7 a.m. and not even flinch. "Who cares" takes on a whole new level of achievement.
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