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My friend is so whipped, he thinks 'Netflix and chill' means watching a documentary about glaciers.
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My friend is so whipped, he apologizes to automatic doors when they don't open fast enough.
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Why did the whipped guy open a bakery? Because he kneaded some independence!
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My friend is so whipped, he thinks 'relationship goals' is a cooking show.
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My friend is so whipped, he thinks 'space' is what he gets on the couch after an argument.
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I have a buddy who's so whipped, he doesn't have a password on his phone. He's got a fingerprint scanner, and guess whose fingerprint it's set to? Not his own. It's his girlfriend's. The only person hacking into his phone is her, and she's looking for evidence of other girls in his Candy Crush.
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My friend's so whipped, he thinks guy's night out means sitting in the man cave, binge-watching romantic comedies while his girlfriend's out with her friends. He calls it me time because she's not physically present – just emotionally.
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You know your friend is whipped when he starts using heart emojis in his texts more frequently than actual words. I asked him for directions once, and he sent me a heart, a sad face, and a thumbs up. Dude, I just wanted to know how to get to the pizza place.
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Ever met a guy so whipped that when he goes grocery shopping, he has a list that says, Her Needs instead of Groceries? I swear, his shopping cart has more tampons and chocolate than actual food. It's like he's preparing for a period apocalypse.
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You know, I heard someone say, Behind every successful man is a woman. Well, apparently, behind every whipped guy is a woman with a PhD in remote control manipulation. She's got him changing channels like he's defusing a bomb.
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My buddy got a tattoo on his arm that says, Property of [girlfriend's name]. I asked him if he lost a bet. He said, No, I'm just in a committed relationship. Dude, that's not commitment; that's a legally binding contract with Cupid as the notary.
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My friend is so whipped, he thinks Netflix and Chill means watching a documentary on ice cream flavors while his girlfriend decides which one to order. His idea of a wild night is two scoops instead of one.
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I know a guy who's so whipped, he calls his girlfriend Boss and himself Employee of the Month. I asked him if he needed a vacation, and he said, I'll have to check with HR – that's Her Requests.
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I know a guy who's so whipped, he thinks compromise means doing whatever his girlfriend wants. I told him relationships are a two-way street, and he said, Yeah, but my GPS always says 'recalculating' when I try to take my own route.
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