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You ever notice how whipped guys have a certain look in their eyes? It's like they've just survived a tornado of relationship decisions, and now they're standing in the wreckage, holding a bouquet of apology flowers.
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Whipped guys are the unsung heroes of social media. They've mastered the art of taking the perfect couple selfie, complete with filters that can make even an argument look romantic.
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My friend is so whipped; he once apologized to his girlfriend's cat for accidentally stepping on its tail. I mean, I get it; feline diplomacy is crucial in any relationship.
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I saw a whipped guy at the grocery store the other day. His shopping cart was filled with kale, almond milk, and gluten-free everything. I thought he was on a health kick, turns out, he's just trying to survive the relationship diet plan.
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Whipped guys are like GPS systems for emotions. You ask them how they feel about something, and they instantly calculate the safest route to avoid any emotional toll booths.
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Whipped guys are the real-life superheroes of compromise. They can turn any argument into a negotiation, complete with diplomatic language and the occasional offer of a foot rub.
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Whipped guys have mastered the art of selective hearing. They can hear a whisper of "I love you" from across the room, but when it's time to take out the trash, suddenly, they're in a soundproof bubble.
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I asked my whipped friend if he wanted to join me for a guys' night out. He replied, "Sure, as long as there's a vegan-friendly option and we're home by 9 PM." It's like planning a covert mission but with a curfew.
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I know a guy who's so whipped, his phone's autocorrect changes "boys' night out" to "couple's therapy." It's like his phone is programmed by his girlfriend.
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