5 Jokes About Whipped Guys

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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The Whipped Husband

Balancing love and maintaining manhood
Being whipped is like being in a horror movie. You hear strange noises at night, and instead of grabbing a baseball bat, you're holding a Swiffer, ready to battle the unseen dust bunnies.

The Whipped Single Guy

Balancing the desire for independence with the societal pressure to settle down
People ask me why I'm still single, and I tell them I'm waiting for someone who shares my passion for ordering pizza at 2 am and watching bad reality TV. Surprisingly, that hasn't earned me any relationship points yet.

The Whipped Boyfriend

Navigating the delicate dance between "Yes, dear" and maintaining a sense of self
My girlfriend told me she wants more spontaneity in our relationship. So now, every time I do something unexpected, like suggesting we go out for dinner, she looks at me like I just proposed skydiving without a parachute.

The Whipped Bachelor

Juggling independence with the demands of a committed relationship
The other day, I caught myself using phrases like "We need to grocery shop" and "Our favorite show is on tonight." I'm not sure when I became a spokesperson for joint decision-making, but I blame it on living in a whipped man's world.

The Whipped Dad

Juggling fatherhood with the delicate dance of keeping the marriage flame alive
My wife asked me to spice things up in the bedroom. So, now I fold the laundry shirtless. It's not exactly Fifty Shades of Grey, but it's a start.

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