7 Jokes About Whipped Guys

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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I asked the whipped guy if he's going to the gym. He said, 'Why lift weights when I can lift my girlfriend's spirits?
I asked the whipped guy if he's free this weekend. He said, 'Let me check with my personal assistant... oh wait, that's me.
I told my buddy he's whipped like a cream topping. He replied, 'At least I'm sweet!
I told the whipped guy to stand up for himself. He said, 'I'm already standing, waiting for my next instruction.
I asked my friend if he's whipped. He said, 'Nah, I'm just dairy intolerant.
I asked the whipped guy if he's a morning person. He said, 'I'm whatever my partner needs me to be.
I told the whipped guy to take a stand. He said, 'I did. Right next to my amazing partner.

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