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You ever notice how these "What do you call a woman with" jokes always seem to tiptoe on the edge of something questionable? I had a friend throw one at me the other day: "What do you call a woman with ambition?" And I'm thinking, "This is a trick, right?" So, cautiously, I say, "I don't know, what?" And they hit me with, "An anomaly!" An anomaly? Come on, now. Ambition is not reserved for just one gender. We're living in the 21st century; let's update our punchlines, people!
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I've realized these "What do you call a woman with" jokes are like a comedy minefield. You step on one, and who knows what'll happen? So, my buddy asks me, "What do you call a woman with intelligence?" And I think, "Alright, let's handle this one carefully." I reply, "A human being with a well-functioning brain?" And they say, "No, a unicorn!" I'm just waiting for the day when these jokes evolve into something like, "What do you call a woman with interstellar travel capabilities?" And I'll be like, "An astronaut, you outdated jokester!
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You ever notice how some questions just set you up for trouble? Like, "What do you call a woman with?" I mean, that's just asking for trouble right off the bat. I tried it once, innocently enough, and my friend goes, "What do you call a woman with an opinion?" And I'm like, "Uh-oh, here we go." But hey, I'm not falling for that trap again. Now, when someone asks me that, I just say, "A human being with thoughts and feelings—novel concept, right?
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So, the other day, someone hit me with the classic, "What do you call a woman with?" I thought, "Okay, let's keep it light." So I go, "What do you call a woman with a sense of humor?" And they say, "I don't know, what?" And I say, "My kind of person, because laughter is the best medicine, and we all need a good dose of it, especially when dealing with these 'What do you call' jokes.
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