21 Jokes For What Do You Call A Woman With

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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What do you call a woman with a map? Directionally gifted!
What do you call a woman who loves flowers? Petal Pusher!
What do you call a woman with a map of the stars? Celestia!
What do you call a woman who loves coffee? Java Jane!
What do you call a woman with a green thumb? Flora!
What do you call a woman with a loud laugh? Chortling Charlotte!
What do you call a woman with a knack for fixing things? Tool-time Trudy!
What do you call a woman with a great sense of humor? Comedy Kate!
What do you call a woman with a ladder? Stair-a!
What do you call a woman with a telescope? Far-seeing Fiona!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to her bills? Bernadette!

What do you call a woman with

What do you call a woman with a map? I don't know, but she's probably the one who's going to save us when the GPS inevitably says, You have reached your destination, and we're in the middle of nowhere.

What do you call a woman with

You know, I asked Siri this question once, and she just responded, I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Come on, Siri, I'm just trying to avoid being politically incorrect here. I don't need you getting all politically vague on me.

What do you call a woman with

You ever wonder what to call a woman with? I mean, who's going around labeling women like they're canned goods? Excuse me, can I get a can of 'woman with' please? Oh, and make sure it's the organic, gluten-free, non-GMO version.

What do you call a woman with

You know, it's a tricky question. I mean, what's the context here? Are we finishing a sentence, starting a joke, or is this some bizarre game of charades? What do you call a woman with... and now everyone's just staring at me like I'm supposed to guess. I don't know, Susan, what do you call a woman with?

What do you call a woman with

What do you call a woman with a cat? A cat lady, right? But if a man has a cat, suddenly he's a pet enthusiast. Why does he get a sophisticated title, and she gets a stereotype?

What do you call a woman with

What do you call a woman with a time machine? I don't know, but can she please take me back to the days when I didn't have bills to pay and could eat an entire pizza without consequences? Time travel priorities, people.

What do you call a woman with

What do you call a woman with a dog named Bark Twain? Probably someone who enjoys literary puns and late-night walks. Also, can I borrow your dog? I need to impress my neighbors.

What do you call a woman with

What do you call a woman with a hammer? Someone who can fix things, unlike me. I'm the guy who looks at a leaky faucet and thinks, Well, I guess we're renovating the kitchen now.

What do you call a woman with

I feel like this is the setup for a punchline that's trying too hard. Like, What do you call a woman with a sense of humor? A 'laughing stock.' Seriously, who writes this stuff? My grandpa in the 1950s?

What do you call a woman with

What do you call a woman with a PhD? Way more qualified than I am, that's what. And here I am, struggling to figure out what to call her other than boss because she's the one signing my paychecks.

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