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What do you call a woman with a plant at home that actually thrives? The botanical genius. My plants see me coming, and they start shedding leaves out of fear.
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You ever wonder what do you call a woman with a sense of humor so sharp it could cut through steel? A stand-up comedian. I mean, seriously, you don't mess with that level of wit!
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What do you call a woman who can assemble IKEA furniture without looking at the instructions? The flat-pack sorceress. Meanwhile, I need a degree in architecture just to put together a bookshelf.
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Ever met a woman who can effortlessly navigate through a mall without getting lost? What do you call her? The shopping sherpa. I'm over here relying on breadcrumbs to find my way back to the food court.
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What do you call a woman with the ability to find anything in her purse on the first try? A magician. I'm convinced there's a parallel universe in there where everything has its designated spot.
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Have you ever met a woman with a collection of shoes that could rival a small footwear store? What do you call her? Imelda Marcos 2.0 - The Sole Queen. I didn't even know there were that many types of shoes!
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What do you call a woman with an uncanny ability to remember everyone's birthday and their favorite cake? The human calendar app. I can barely remember where I left my keys!
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What do you call a woman who can parallel park on a busy street in one smooth motion? A parking prodigy. Meanwhile, I'm out here doing the parallel panic shuffle.
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Have you ever met a woman who can binge-watch an entire series in one sitting without moving an inch? What do you call her? The couch conqueror. I can barely make it through a movie without three snack breaks.
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