9 Wedding Speech Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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I tried to memorize my wedding speech, but my memory decided to elope with my nerves—talk about a runaway thought!
I heard a great wedding speech: It was like a perfect meal—appetizing, fulfilling, and left everyone wanting just a little more!
I told the newlyweds, 'May your love be like good wine, getting better with every passing year – but hopefully without the hangover!
Remember, a wedding speech is like a good dance—keep it light, don't step on toes, and make sure to end on a high note!
Remember, a good wedding speech is like a mini-skirt: long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to keep it interesting!
My friend's wedding speech was so touching, it made the cake cry tiers of joy!
I heard a great wedding speech today. The delivery was so good, I thought the bride and groom ordered takeout!
I was asked to give a wedding speech, but I declined—I didn't want to be responsible for raising the roof!
I told the groom, 'Your wedding speech should be like a diamond—precious, rare, and never too long!

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