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The best way to end a wedding speech? With a toast—unless, of course, you're the bread and butter of humor!
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The best man's speech was like a fine wine – it improved with a little liquid courage!
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The father of the bride said, 'Speeches are like a parachute – if you don't prepare, you might fall flat!
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The key to a good wedding speech? Like baking a cake—mix a bit of humor, sprinkle some love, and don't forget to 'rise' to the occasion!
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I gave a wedding speech, but it was like a pun without a good setup—just a 'toast' without the 'bread.
The Art of Elopement
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I asked a couple if they eloped because they were afraid of bad wedding speeches. They said, No, we eloped because we were afraid of having to dance to 'YMCA' for the fifth time.
Toast or Roast?
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I attended a wedding where the best man's speech was so brutally honest; I wasn't sure if I should raise my glass or duck for cover. Note to self: honesty is not always the best policy when you're the best man.
Love, Laughter, and Laryngitis
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I was at this wedding, and the best man's speech was so long, by the end of it, he sounded like he was auditioning for the role of Batman. I am the knight... who attended this beautiful ceremony!
Toastmasters Anonymous
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I recently joined a support group for people who've messed up wedding toasts. It's called Toastmasters Anonymous. Hi, my name is [Your Name], and last week, I said, May your marriage be as everlasting as my GPS recalculating.
The Teleprompter Incident
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I once had a teleprompter malfunction during a wedding speech. It started scrolling the terms and conditions for a software update. I thought, Well, if their love needs an update, I've got it covered!
Mic Drop (Literally)
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I was so nervous giving a wedding speech once that I dropped the microphone. It's not a proper wedding until someone yells, Speech down, we need a cleanup in Aisle Romance!
Wedding Speech Woes
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You know, giving a wedding speech is a lot like assembling IKEA furniture. You have the instructions, everyone's watching you struggle, and by the end of it, you just hope it doesn't fall apart.
Wedding Speech Mad Libs
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To make wedding speeches more interesting, I've started using Mad Libs. You know, To the bride and groom, may your love be as [adjective] as a [noun] in [location]. It's like Russian Roulette for speeches!
Speechwriter for Hire
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I was asked to write a wedding speech for a friend. I figured, if I’m going to ruin someone's special day, might as well get paid for it. I call it a freelance toast wreck-ologist business.
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