7+ Best One Liners ventriloquist Jokes

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What's a ventriloquist's favorite type of humor? Puppet comedy!

I asked a ventriloquist for directions. He said, 'Follow the voice, but watch out for the echoes!

I tried to challenge a ventriloquist to a staring contest. I lost, his dummy didn't even blink!

I asked a ventriloquist if he needed help. He said, 'No thanks, I've got this under my 'thumb'!

I asked a ventriloquist how he got started. He said, 'I had to speak up for myself!

What do you call a ventriloquist in a rush? A fast-talker with a silent partner!

I tried to have a conversation with a ventriloquist's dummy, but it was pretty one-sided!

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