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The Heckling Puppet in the Audience
A puppet in the audience keeps interrupting the show with heckles.
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I tried to shut up the puppet heckler, but he was relentless. He yelled, "Your act is so bad; even Pinocchio wouldn't lie to say he liked it!
The Paranoid Ventriloquist
The ventriloquist believes the dummy is plotting against him.
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I woke up in the middle of the night, and my dummy was staring at me. I said, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Just making sure you're not practicing your 'ventriloquist without a dummy' routine. That would be a disaster!
The Therapy Session for Puppets
The ventriloquist and the puppets attend group therapy to improve their dysfunctional relationships.
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During therapy, my paranoid ventriloquist tendencies were discussed. The therapist told me, "It's not healthy to be so suspicious of your dummy. Maybe it's time you let him express himself without worrying about a puppet uprising.
The Jealous Microphone
The microphone feels neglected and is envious of the attention the ventriloquist gives to the dummy.
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I caught my microphone sulking in the corner. I asked what was wrong, and it said, "I just want to be the center of attention for once. Maybe you could do a ventriloquist act with me – I'll echo everything you say!
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