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Ventriloquists are like the original voice actors. They bring characters to life without anyone seeing their faces. I tried doing the same thing with my GPS voice, but it turns out people don't appreciate it when Siri starts making sarcastic comments about your driving.
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Ventriloquists are the only people who can argue with themselves in public without anyone questioning their sanity. If I tried that, people would be calling for a straightjacket. Maybe I should carry around a puppet to settle my internal debates—let the puppet handle the tough decisions.
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You ever notice how ventriloquists are like the original multitaskers? I can't even text and walk without bumping into things, and they're out here throwing their voices like it's no big deal. Meanwhile, I'm just trying not to trip over my own words, let alone make my words come out of a puppet's mouth.
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I tried ventriloquism once, and let me tell you, my puppet had a mind of its own. It went off script, started roasting me in front of everyone. I had to remind the little guy that I was the one with the hand up, controlling the show. Apparently, puppets don't respect their puppeteers.
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Ventriloquism is like a magic trick for introverts. Instead of talking directly to people, you just throw your voice and let the puppet do the heavy lifting. It's the perfect solution for those moments when you want to be social but also want to avoid eye contact.
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Have you ever noticed that ventriloquists always have that one puppet that's a little sassy or sarcastic? It's like they create a mini-me with all the attitude they wish they could express in real life. I'm thinking about getting a puppet just to let it handle all my awkward social interactions.
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Ventriloquists must have the best workout routine. I mean, have you seen the way they move their mouths without moving their lips? It's like ventriloquism is the secret to getting those perfect jawline muscles. Forget the gym; I'm signing up for a ventriloquism class.
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Ventriloquists are the only people who can talk to themselves without anyone thinking they're crazy. I tried it once, and people just gave me weird looks. But if you have a puppet on your hand, suddenly it's entertainment. Maybe I should start carrying around a sock puppet just for casual conversations.
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Ventriloquists are basically the original influencers. They convince people that a piece of wood or fabric has something important to say, and we all just sit there, nodding along. Maybe I should start an Instagram for my toaster; it has some pretty deep thoughts about breakfast.
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