7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For veggie

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A cucumber and a tomato were in a race. The cucumber was ahead, but the tomato was trying to ketchup!

What do you call a sad vegetable? A down-beet!

Why don't vegetables gamble? Because they can't beet the house!

What's a vegetable's favorite martial art? Squash-ido!

Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead in the salads!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!

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