8 Jokes For Veggie

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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato!
Why did the bell pepper refuse to fight? It didn't want to start any beef!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – then proceeded to drop a crate of veggies.
Why was the onion crying? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I asked the farmer if he could lend me a herb for my soup. He said, 'Thyme is money, my friend!'
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
Why did the broccoli go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a date!
Why did the chili pepper get into a fight? Because it had beef with everyone!

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