5 Jokes For Veggie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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The Veggie in a World of Food Trends

Navigating through various food trends and staying true to vegetarianism.
Everyone's on a diet nowadays. I'm on a seafood diet – I see food, and I eat it... as long as it's not meat!

The Veggie in a Fast Food Nation

Navigating the fast food world as a vegetarian.
I asked the cashier at the fast food place if their veggie burger was cooked on the same grill as the regular burgers. She said, "It's like a big vegetarian mixer, they all hang out together.

The Veggie in a Relationship with a Carnivore

Navigating a relationship when one is a vegetarian and the other is a meat lover.
We tried cooking together. They grilled a steak, and I made a salad. It was like a culinary Romeo and Juliet – two worlds colliding, but no one had to die.

The Reluctant Vegetarian at a BBQ

Trying to fit in at a barbecue without eating meat.
I tried to impress my carnivore friends at the BBQ by eating a veggie burger. They were impressed – impressed with how fast I could make it disappear!

The Veggie at Thanksgiving Dinner

Surviving Thanksgiving dinner as a vegetarian.
My family tried to accommodate my vegetarianism by making a Tofurky. It's like they wanted me to experience the joy of carving something that doesn't taste like turkey.

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