5 Valentine&#39 Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 24 2024

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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.

Relationships are like fine wine. They get better with time, and some just turn into vinegar.

I asked my crush if she believes in love at first sight. She said, 'Certainly, it saves time texting!

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug and said, 'You're my favorite one.

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