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Valentine's Day is the only time when a heart emoji in a text can either mean deep affection or that you just consumed way too much spicy food. Context is key, people.
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Valentine's Day is the only day where eating a heart-shaped pizza is considered romantic. Nothing says love like sharing a pizza that's been forced into a symbol of cardiac anatomy.
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Valentine's Day is like the Olympics of social media. Couples competing in the events of most elaborate surprise, best gift, and highest level of PDA. Meanwhile, us single folks are just here for the memes.
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You ever notice how Valentine's Day is like a relationship audit? If your significant other gives you a card that plays a love song when you open it, congrats, your relationship is in the green. If it's just a regular card, you might want to check your emotional credit score.
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Flowers are the go-to gift on Valentine's Day. But have you ever tried buying them last minute? It's like participating in a floral Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor as you battle for the last bouquet of half-wilted roses.
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Valentine's Day is like the Super Bowl for restaurant reservations. If you haven't booked a table by January, you're either eating at 4 PM or having a romantic dinner at a food truck. Nothing says love like tacos under a streetlight.
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Valentine's Day cards are a strange phenomenon. It's the only time of year when you can tell someone they're your everything and nothing simultaneously. "You mean the world to me... in this 5x7 inch piece of folded paper.
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Valentine's Day has this magical ability to make single people feel like they're in a rom-com trailer. "This February, one person will discover the true meaning of solitude, and it's you, starring in 'Single and Ready to Mingle'.
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Valentine's Day cards for pets are a thing. I mean, I love my dog, but I'm not sure he understands the emotional weight of a card featuring a cartoon cat professing its undying love. But hey, pets need validation too.
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