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Why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The Useless Chronicles
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You know, my ghost writer gave me a bunch of notes, and the only thing written on it was useless. I mean, I've seen grocery lists more inspiring than that. It's like my comedy career and those notes have something in common - both equally useless. Maybe I should've just written talented on a piece of paper and stared at it for motivation.
Useless Expertise
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My ghost writer handed me these notes with the word useless. I guess it's my fault for hiring a ghost writer with a PhD in stating the obvious. Maybe they're a specialist in stating the irrelevant too. I asked them for comedy gold, and they gave me comedic coal. Thanks for the useless expertise!
Useless Inspirations
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My ghost writer's notes just said useless. I thought it was a creative prompt, you know, like a Rorschach test for comedians. Turns out, my interpretation is that my career is as valuable as a screen door on a submarine. Thanks for the useless inspiration.
Useless 101
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I got these notes from my ghost writer, and they just say useless. I think they're secretly teaching me a lesson, like a crash course in existentialism. Now, every time I bomb on stage, I just remind myself, Well, at least it's not as useless as those notes.
Useless is the New Funny
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My ghost writer handed me this note, and all it said was useless. I guess they're onto something. Forget punchlines, setups, and wit - useless is the new funny. From now on, I'm just going to stand on stage and stare blankly. The audience will be rolling in the aisles, not because of my jokes but because of my sheer uselessness.
The Useless Wisdom
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Got these notes that just say useless. It's like getting a fortune cookie that says, Your wisdom is as valuable as a chocolate teapot. Thanks for the enlightenment. I'm going to start a self-help book titled The Power of Uselessness, and it's just going to be blank pages. Bestseller, guaranteed.
Useless Magic
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Got these notes from my ghost writer, and it just said useless. It's like they're practicing magic but only mastered the disappearing act of good material. I'm convinced they're a comedic wizard, turning potential laughter into thin air. Now you see the joke, now you don't!
Useless Therapy
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My therapist told me to find humor in everything, even in the useless notes from my ghost writer. So, I'm here tonight to share my therapy with you all. Life is a joke, and my notes are the punchline. Maybe I should start billing my audience for this valuable counseling session.
The Useless Art of Comedy
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So, my ghost writer handed me these notes, and all it said was useless. I thought they were providing me with comedy gold, but it turns out they were just giving me the title for my autobiography. Useless: The Art of Making People Laugh at Nothing. I'm aiming for a Pulitzer in the category of Most Nonsensical Literary Achievement.
The Useless Legacy
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These notes from my ghost writer just say useless. It's like they're leaving a legacy of futility. When I'm old and gray, I'll look back and remember the days when my comedy career started with a single word - useless. It's not a memoir; it's a warning to future comedians: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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