8+ Best One Liners Jokes For useless

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it... but it's getting quite fishy.

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