10 Jokes For Useless

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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You ever clean out your car and discover a collection of "useless" items that could rival a thrift store? Random CDs, expired snacks, and a mountain of pennies that you swear you'll use one day but never do.
You ever notice how our closets are filled with clothes that seemed like a good idea at the time? Now they just hang there, mocking us, reminding us of our "useless" fashion choices from five years ago.
Why is it that every time you're in a rush, you can only find that "useless" charger that takes three hours to give your phone a 10% boost? It's like technology is trolling us on purpose.
Ever lend someone a pen and they return it without the cap? Now you've got this "useless" pen that's just waiting to ruin the inside of your bag. It's like a mini ink bomb waiting to explode.
Why is it that every time you buy a new set of batteries, you find yourself searching through that drawer of "useless" things, hoping to find a match? It's like they know you're desperate and decide to play hide and seek.
Have you ever tried to declutter your house and stumbled upon that collection of "useless" items? You think, "Maybe one day I'll need this broken shoelace or this mismatched sock." And then five years later, you're still wondering why.
Isn't it ironic how we spend hours watching life hack videos to declutter and organize, only to end up with a pile of "useless" hacks that we'll never actually use? Thanks, internet, for making us feel productive while accomplishing nothing.
You ever notice how every home has that one drawer filled with... "useless" stuff? It's like the Bermuda Triangle of the kitchen. Keys, rubber bands, expired coupons—everything goes in, but nothing ever comes out.
You ever notice how we have apps on our phones for literally everything? Yet, we still find ourselves scrolling through pages of "useless" apps, thinking, "Why did I download this?" Yes, flashlight app from 2010, I'm looking at you.
Isn't it funny how we keep buying gadgets that promise to make our lives easier? But half the time, they end up in that drawer labeled "useless inventions." I mean, who actually uses a banana slicer or an avocado saver?

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