7 Jokes About Us Election

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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Why did the candidate bring a pillow to the campaign trail? They wanted to ensure a soft landing in the polls!
Why do politicians make terrible DJs? They can't help but spin everything!
I told my computer I wanted a candidate with good memory. Now it won't stop reminding me about my search history!
What's a politician's favorite dance move? The flip-flop!
How do politicians stay cool during debates? They have a lot of fans!
Why did the politician go to therapy? They needed to deal with their election issues!
I asked my friend if they were voting for the incumbent. They said, 'No, I'm voting for the outcumbent!

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