6+ Best One Liners Jokes About us election

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What do you call a politician who doesn't lie? Retired!

I thought about joining a political party, but I heard they had too much drama. I'll stick to watching reality shows!

I tried to make a joke about the election, but it didn't get my vote of confidence.

I asked my political science professor for election advice. He said, 'Vote wisely, it's not a multiple-choice exam!

I applied for a job in politics, but they said I wasn't qualified. I guess they were looking for someone more 'electable'!

I'm thinking of running for office. Just kidding, I get winded running for the bus!

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