4 Jokes About Us Election

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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You ever notice how after the election, everyone's either celebrating or in deep mourning? It's like we're all suffering from post-election stress disorder. I didn't even know that was a thing until now.
You've got the winners throwing victory parties like they just won the lottery. There are confetti cannons,
Have you ever noticed how during election season, everyone becomes an expert on polls? Suddenly, we're all mathematicians analyzing percentages and margins of error. I feel like I'm back in school trying to figure out if I passed my math exam.
And then there are those election polls that come
Hey, everybody! So, I've been thinking a lot about the US election lately. You know, it's like being on a roller coaster, but instead of screaming for fun, we're all just screaming at our TVs.
I mean, the debates were like a boxing match, but with fewer rules and more
Let's talk about those political commercials during the election. They're like mini horror movies, but instead of monsters, they feature ominous voiceovers and dark music.
You're just sitting there, minding your own business, watching your favorite show, and suddenly your TV is possessed by politicians telling you how the world

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