6 Jokes For Unkempt

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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What did the unkempt painter say when asked about his masterpiece? 'It's a mess-terpiece!
What did the unkempt cat say to the tidy cat? 'You've got to be kitten me with all that grooming!
I told my unkempt friend he should tidy up his life. Now he's living in a maze of unfolded laundry!
Why did the unkempt broom get promoted? It swept the competition away!
I told my unkempt friend to clean up his act. Now he's a stand-up comedian – still unkempt, but at least he's funny!
What's the favorite dance of unkempt socks? The sock-hop, of course!

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