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The Unkempt Pet Owner
Having an unkempt pet
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I took my dog to a pet groomer, and they asked me if I wanted the deluxe package. I said, "Just give him the 'survived a tornado' look – he's a trendsetter.
The Unkempt Fashionista
Trying to stay stylish while being unkempt
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I tried explaining to my friend that my messy appearance is intentional. It's the latest trend in fashion. She looked at me and said, "Sweetie, that's not fashion; that's a cry for help.
The Unkempt Roommate
Living with an unkempt roommate
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My roommate believes in the saying, "Why make your bed when you're just going to mess it up again?" I told him, "Well, why eat when you're just going to get hungry again?" He's got a point, I guess.
The Unkempt Dating Life
Navigating the world of dating while being unkempt
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I asked my date if they believe in love at first sight. They said, "I believe in love after I find my other sock and remember where I left my keys." Romance, in their world, is a treasure hunt.
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