6 Jokes For Ultimatum

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum: either put down the video games or level up our relationship. Now, we're on a quest for love!
Giving someone an ultimatum is like a software update for relationships - sometimes it's necessary, but it's always a bit nerve-wracking!
What did the ultimatum say to the procrastinator? It's now or never - or maybe next week, if that's more convenient for you!
Why did the ultimatum go to therapy? It had commitment issues and needed a resolution!
Relationships are like ultimatums - they work best when both parties are on the same page, not different chapters!
I gave my alarm clock an ultimatum: either start waking me up gently, or I'm switching to the rooster app!

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