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Why did the ultimatum become a gardener? It loved planting the seeds of decision and watching them grow!
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Why did the ultimatum bring a ladder to the negotiation? Because it wanted to reach a compromise at a higher level!
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Why did the ultimatum start a band? It wanted to play the drums of decision and the guitar of choice!
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What do you call an ultimatum from a vegetable? A squash and a hard place!
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Why did the ultimatum become a stand-up comedian? It knew how to deliver punchlines and make tough decisions laughable!
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I told my diet it's an ultimatum - either work or I'm replacing you with a dessert menu!
Friendship Ultimatums
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Friendships and ultimatums - they come in unexpected packages. It's either 'Netflix and chill' or 'Netflix and find new friends.' It's tough out there in the streaming world!
The Ultimate Ultimatum
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You ever get hit with an ultimatum? It's like being given a multiple-choice question where all the answers are terrible, and you're just praying for a D: None of the above.
Relationship Ultimatums
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Relationships and ultimatums, they're like that final boss level. It's either 'put the toilet seat down' or 'welcome to the couch tonight.' It's like living in a game of 'Survivor: Home Edition.
Bosses and Ultimatums
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Ever had a boss drop an ultimatum on you? It's like they're saying, Here's your options: work late or find a new job. It's the professional version of 'Do you want this red wire or the blue wire?
The Traffic Ultimatum
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Traffic jams are like the grandmasters of ultimatums. It's either stay put or attempt to merge like you're in a real-life game of Tetris. And we all know, honking is just a passive-aggressive ultimatum in Morse code!
Parenting Ultimatums
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Parenting and ultimatums - it's an everyday showdown. It's either bedtime or a negotiation seminar at 8 p.m. with a tiny dictator. But moooooom, just five more minutes of negotiations!
The Dinner Ultimatum
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I once faced an ultimatum at dinner - it was either eat my veggies or no dessert. They act like broccoli is the gateway to chocolate cake, like, Sorry, you didn't finish the cauliflower, no sprinkles for you!
Ultimatums and Marriage
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I heard someone say marriage is about compromise, but sometimes it feels more like a series of ultimatums disguised as compromises. It's like, Honey, it's your turn to choose the movie... but just so you know, there's only one option.
The Gym Ultimatum
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Ever been at the gym when your body gives you an ultimatum? It's like, One more set or we're shutting this whole operation down! My muscles start sending cease-and-desist signals like they're on strike.
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