7 Jokes For Ultimatum

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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I gave my cat an ultimatum to stop knocking things off the table. Now, it's giving me the silent treatment - the ultimate revenge!
Why did the ultimatum become a motivational speaker? It knew how to give people a push in the right direction!
I gave my friend an ultimatum to stop telling airport jokes. Now, our friendship is in terminal condition!
I told my coffee an ultimatum - either kick in faster or I'm switching to energy drinks. Now, it's brewing up a storm!
I told my diet it's an ultimatum - either start working or I'm switching to a relationship with pizza!
I told my computer an ultimatum - stop freezing or I'll switch to a warmer operating system!
I asked my boss for a raise, and he gave me an ultimatum: work harder or find a job where they pay you for laughing at jokes!

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