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Technology Addict
When your device gives you an ultimatum
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My smartwatch said, "It's either hitting your fitness goals or I'll constantly remind you about your laziness." I replied, "You know what, watch? I'm setting a new goal: napping Olympics.
Overly Attached Pet Owner
When your pet gives you an ultimatum
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My parrot gave me an ultimatum: "Teach me new words or I'm telling your deepest secrets to the neighbors." Now I'm stuck between a squawk and a hard place.
Fitness Fanatic
When your trainer gives you an ultimatum
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My yoga instructor said, "It's either mastering the headstand or saying goodbye to enlightenment." I replied, "I guess I'll be meditating horizontally; it's more down-to-earth, literally.
Job Insecurity
When your boss gives you an ultimatum
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My boss gave me an ultimatum: "It's either the promotion or a pink slip." I told him, "Can I take the promotion and a pink slip? I've always wanted matching office supplies.
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