6 Jokes About Tourists

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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Why did the tourist become a chef? He wanted to travel the world, one bite at a time!
Why did the tourist become a gardener? He wanted to go on a root trip!
Why did the tourist get kicked out of the art museum? He couldn't stop touching up the paintings!
I asked a tourist if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He said, 'Sure, I'm all ears!
I told a tourist I knew a great joke about elevators. He said, 'Lift me up with it!
What's a tourist's favorite type of investment? Sightseeing bonds!

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