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Gift Shop Cashier
Selling overpriced souvenirs vs. keeping a straight face at tourist fashion choices
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Tourists have a unique sense of fashion. I had someone ask if our "I Heart [City]" shirts came in haute couture. Sorry, the runway is down the street; this is the gift shop runway!
Tour Guide
Sharing interesting information vs. dealing with clueless questions
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I told my tour group a joke, and a tourist asked, "Is that in the history book?" I guess I missed the chapter on stand-up comedy in the tour guide manual.
Local Trying to Avoid Tourists
Desire for peace and quiet vs. invasion of selfie sticks
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The only way to spot a local in a sea of tourists is to look for someone who's not holding a map, smartphone, or a confused expression.
Overenthusiastic Tourist Photographer
Capturing every moment vs. experiencing the moment
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I asked a tourist why they take so many pictures. They said, "In case I forget this amazing trip." I'm thinking, "Maybe you'll forget because you're looking at it through a lens!
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