7 Jokes About Tourists

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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I asked a tourist if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'I'm still building up to it!
Why did the tourist bring a suitcase to the bakery? He wanted to pack a roll for the road!
What do you call a tourist with a GPS? Lost!
Why did the tourist take a photo of the hotel's staircase? He wanted to capture a step-by-step memory!
I told a tourist I knew a great restaurant on the moon. He asked, 'What's the atmosphere like?
Why did the tourist refuse to play hide and seek? He was afraid good spots were already taken on Google Maps!
Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the Eiffel Tower? Because he heard it was a high-rise experience!

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