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Have you ever thought about how Tourette's might actually make social situations more interesting? I mean, imagine going on a first date with someone who has Tourette's. The waiter asks, "What would you like to order?" and your date screams, "Spaghetti!" Well, at least you know what they want. But let's talk about dating with Tourette's. It's like playing a game of relationship roulette. You don't know what's coming next. Maybe during a romantic dinner, your date suddenly shouts, "I love cats!" Now, if you're allergic or a dog person, that's a dealbreaker right there.
And what about proposals? Picture this: you're about to pop the question, and your partner screams, "Say yes!" Well, I guess that makes the decision-making process a lot easier.
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Tourette's really puts things in perspective. Like, you think you're having a bad day because you spilled coffee on your shirt. Meanwhile, someone with Tourette's just shouted, "Banana hammock!" in the middle of a job interview. I wonder if people with Tourette's ever use it to their advantage. You know, like getting out of boring conversations. "I'd love to discuss the weather, but my Tourette's only lets me talk about rollercoasters. Sorry!"
And imagine if Tourette's was contagious. You spend five minutes with someone, and suddenly, you're yelling, "Pickles!" in the grocery store. I bet the CDC would have a field day with that one.
So, next time you're feeling a bit down, just remember: life could be a lot more interesting with a touch of Tourette's.
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You know, I recently read about Tourette Syndrome. Fascinating stuff. People with Tourette's have these uncontrollable tics and outbursts. Now, I'm no doctor, but if you're ever feeling down, just hang out with someone with Tourette's. Instant mood booster, guaranteed. I met this guy with Tourette's the other day. We were having a conversation, and suddenly he yells, "Chicken nuggets!" Now, I'm standing there, wondering if I missed something in our discussion. Maybe he's got nuggets on his mind, who am I to judge?
But it got me thinking. Imagine if everyone had a Tourette moment. Like, you're in a business meeting, and your boss is giving a serious presentation. Suddenly, you blurt out, "Pineapple pizza!" Your boss would be so confused. And you'd just be sitting there, like, "Sorry, boss, it's the Tourette's acting up again. Blame the pizza, not me.
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I was on the bus the other day, and there was a guy with Tourette's sitting across from me. Now, public transportation can be awkward enough without random outbursts, right? But this guy, every time the bus hit a bump, he'd shout, "Jellybeans!" I couldn't help but laugh. It's like the bus had a secret snack compartment. But you've got to appreciate the honesty that comes with Tourette's. Imagine if everyone on public transport spoke their minds like that. The bus hits a pothole, and the guy next to you mutters, "I forgot to pay my taxes." It would be the most candid commute ever.
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